I am a firm believer that you cannot judge or give an opinion on any film until you've watched it. Today I suffered through a bootleg version of New moon online. No, that talentless hack Stephanie Meyers is not getting a cent from me. I really can't see the attraction to these films, the dialog is worse than a play my friends and I made for a project in the second grade. Plus her attempt at poetry in the beginning was just awful. The whole films atmosphere and music was always depressing. Most of the damn film was Bella bitching and brooding about something. Two damn hours of whinning about something. Wah, its my birthday. Wha, I want to be a vampire too. Wah, my boyfriends gone and plenty more.

The character Edward is just creepy. Breaking into her house, abandoning her in the damn woods after emotionally butchering her. He know that his sparkly ass is the only thing she gives a fuck about. Not her parents who love her, not her friends or the damn werewolf who saves her ass a good few times. Than tells her she basically isn't worth anything to him. Than going to try and commit suicide because he thinks she is dead! That makes absolutely no sense. Plus thats a great message for the tweens that worship these poor excuses for literature. Yeah! Suicide is ok according to Meyer. I swear if one little girl goes jumping off a cliff so she can see Edward, I'm personally going to burn every damn Twilight book. Stephanie Meyers obviously doesn't care about the general impressionable audience that buys these crappy stories.

Plus the film is just so completely unrealistic. Lets see the main (Mary Sue) character just found out vampires and werewolves exist and her reaction was similar to how American's reacted when Clay Adkin came out of the closet. Plus Bella isn't even likable, shes a self absorbed, needy, arrogant little bitch. The only sensible character is the damn vampire blonde who despises her. How could some one like that have all these people who like her. Can she suck the color out of a marble? I think one of these werewolves should have used her spine as a chew toy. Hell if I was a damn werewolf I would do that to Stephanie Meyer. The werewolf transformation scenes were so weak, not as weak as Blood and Chocolate but still really weak.

The werewolf fight was ok, but that was about it. I like werewolves. Not that little Jacob bitch though.